Chao-Cub

 You were pouring cereal into a bowl at the counter. Your hands were pretty shaky, thanks to the party Tony had thrown at the Tower last night. You had lost track of the number of shots...  It was another one of his infamous bashes; the third one you attended since coming to live in the Tower with the rest of the Avengers and Loki, who was learning the ways of The Good Guys. When will I learn to pace myself?  I should have drank some water, too. After putting the cereal box away, you got the milk from the fridge. You were starting to pour when Thor entered the kitchen. He came up to you and said, "I've just realized that today is the anniver